1. An Athiest
2. Skinny Jeans
Cowboys don’t wear skinny jeans. Neither do cowgirls. Now, country concerts are filled with dimestore cowboys and cowgirls, but if they’re dressing the part (real or not) they’re certainly not wearing skinny jeans.
3. A Liberal (unless of course you’re talking about my mom)
*Pretty sure my mom would like me to clarify that she is mostly in agreement with conservative beliefs shared amongst country music people. She and I are very similar in that regard)
4. The Un-Patriotic
5. Pretentious People
We country people are proud…so proud, but we’re not above a good time with a trashy song.
You can’t offend us by telling us our songs are hicks, redneck, or trashy. We know. We love ’em anyway!
The song that basically covers it all? This is Country Music (the last verse of this song=goosebumps+surge of pride!)
*Zach disagreed with me on every single one of these points, but I stand somewhat firm. What does he know? He’s new to country music. It may be possible to find any of the above at a country music concert, but it’s definitely rare.